Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Hilarious Political Cartoons



Top Ten Dumbest Statements During the 2008 Presidential Campaign!!!


10. "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

9. "The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book." --John McCain, in an interview with the Boston Globe



8. "I'm not going to put my lot in with economists." --Hillary Clinton, after being asked by George Stephanopoulos about economists' claims that her gas tax holiday proposal would not bring down gas prices

7. "Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --Barack Obama, after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

6. "You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran." --John McCain, breaking into song after being asked about whether it was time to send a message to Iran

5. "Hold on one second, sweetie, we're going to do -- we'll do a press avail." --Barack Obama, to a female reporter for ABC's Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers

4. "It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --Barack Obama, explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

3. "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. You know, I just, I don't understand it." --Hillary Clinton, on why she is staying in the race

2. "Make it a hundred...That would be fine with me." --John McCain, to a questioner who asked if he supported President Bush's vision for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 50 years

1. "I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base." --Hillary Clinton, on visiting Bosnia in 1996, contradicting other accounts that said there was no threat of gunfire. Clinton later said she "misspoke". (http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/election2004/2004_Election_Jokes.htm)

Is Israeli Prime Minister a Crook?

Olmert has allegedly accepted nearly $500,000 in bribes and illegal campaign contributions during the 2006 elections. Foreign Minister Tzipi Livini is now a likely successor to Mr. Olmert, and its also implied that the Kamida Party may suffer upcoming elections. Livni also calls for a party primary to allow the public to have a say in choosing a leader and to "restore the trust". So there hasn't been much development since my last post, but the job of Israeli Prime Minister is almost certainly going to be up for grabs. Another development though, is that Mr. Talansky, a US businessman, told investigators that he gave Mr. Olmert envelopes full of cash. He claims that he gave over $150,000 of his own money to Mr. Olmert through aides and directly over a span of 15 years. Good for you, he also claims he walked to a bank to withdraw $15,000 in cash for a loan as Mr. Olmert waited in a luxury hotel. He's pissed now and making these claims because Mr. Olmert never repaid a single loan..hhahahaha. Let me know your thoughts.

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